Little bit about Bustopher

First off, I'm a cat. My obese owner (Fat Stacey) adopted me into her lonely life for entertainment value between bags of bugles. My days were spent hiding from her Cheeto stained fingers behind the couch with her toenail clippings.

Then one magical day, the office of unemployment decided that obesity was no longer a reason for a person to receive weekly checks and Fat Stacey (FS) had to return to her job as a greeter at Petco.

With time and freedom to roam around the apartment, I slowly began to watch tv, learn the English language, surf the internet, read Baseballprospectus.com and eventually start my own blog all without FS getting the first clue.

So this is my blog. It’s called Sports Teat because I have six nipples and give my readers plenty to suckle on. It's a good place to go if you want to read about sports, racist columnists, personal info about Mike Lupica, getting effed up on catnip and a lot of other things.

P.S. One time a doctor took my balls.