This might just be nitpicking, but Jack Nicklaus is complaining to the AP that many young golfers have opportunities today that he didn't have when he was on tour. He was essentially calling them soft, which is a real tough accusation for someone that played golf for a living.
Golf is by definition, soft. If you want to know how much of a man you are, go into your closet. While there, look to see how many golfing outfits you can put together. If the # is greater than .5 then you might not even have balls (it's okay, I don't either
).Not my Balls =>
And of all people, I don't want to hear Jack Nicklaus complain that someone else makes too much money. That will give us all something to think about when we're playing for free on a course we designed.
Jack, no shit golfers make a lot of money. However, I wouldn't be so fast as to say a ton of dough makes John Daly soft. I think we all agree he would be soft no matter what. And what about Jack himself? Is he not the definition of soft? He's built like SNL's Pat.
In my opinion, Golf is a fad until baseball starts playing more day games. There, I said it.
And of all people, I don't want to hear Jack Nicklaus complain that someone else makes too much money. That will give us all something to think about when we're playing for free on a course we designed.
Jack, no shit golfers make a lot of money. However, I wouldn't be so fast as to say a ton of dough makes John Daly soft. I think we all agree he would be soft no matter what. And what about Jack himself? Is he not the definition of soft? He's built like SNL's Pat.
In my opinion, Golf is a fad until baseball starts playing more day games. There, I said it.
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