Rick Mahorn might have pushed Lisa Leslie to the ground on Tuesday night. Literally every person I know involved with the WNBA (Lisa Leslie, Michael Cooper, Candace Parker, Karl Malone's legitimate child -- Cheryl Ford, Rick Mahorn and Bill Laimbeer) was involved in this fight. It is 1-part 1989 NBA Finals (okay, Mahorn wasn't on the Pistons at that point) and 1-part foxy boxing.
Incredibly, Mahorn gets tangled with Leslie at one point and she ricocheted off of the former Bad Boy and down to the ground. Later she questioned why he had pushed her and he had this to say.
I'll be going over the footage with a fine tooth comb to decipher if A.) anyone's nipple popped out and B.) if anyone tounge kisses. It's moments like this I want to tinkle on Fat Stacey for having my balls removed by Dr. Coquetoasten.
Poll: Should any of the particpants be punished for finally getting the WNBA some media attention?
Yes: 0%
No: 95%
Shut up! I'm still nipple hunting: 4%
Incredibly, Mahorn gets tangled with Leslie at one point and she ricocheted off of the former Bad Boy and down to the ground. Later she questioned why he had pushed her and he had this to say.
I'll be going over the footage with a fine tooth comb to decipher if A.) anyone's nipple popped out and B.) if anyone tounge kisses. It's moments like this I want to tinkle on Fat Stacey for having my balls removed by Dr. Coquetoasten.
Poll: Should any of the particpants be punished for finally getting the WNBA some media attention?
Yes: 0%
No: 95%
Shut up! I'm still nipple hunting: 4%
Too busy to vote -- Must call Rick Mahorn for a favor!: 1%
(total votes: 69)
(total votes: 69)
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